Question
& Answer Game:
Q- What makes the Englishmens
hat turn green?
A- It is the sun in its rising at midnight.
Q- What is the sound of a falling star?
A- Just enough time to pour the coffee out.
Q- What does the ring symbolize?
A- Coffee with cream poured sideways.
Q- What do you call an inverted democrat?
A- It is a heraldic emblem of chivalry.
Q- What is the Imperial
ambition?
A- A mixture of black magic and gold.
Q- What does the cat do after the moon comes out?
A- (Hears) the sound of rain falling backwards.
Variant of Exquiste Corpse Story:
All the fish took to arms.
Cars melt easily under fish sunshine. Therefore, violent moons
scream with pain.
Conditionals:
If rationalists take over
the world,
then topaz will turn blue.
If the cat's eye blazed green,
then water monsters will mate.
If Ted Joans lives,
then sparks will fly!
-May 15th, 2003
