Sarah T-068's features
include:
* Internal computer control of
all cybernetic functions with state of the art anti-hijacking and
anti-virus organic software. The implants do not interfere with or
control natural brain activity.
* 100% genuine telepathic meat
gloves for communicating with loved-ones. A must-have for any meat
cyborg!
* versatile body coolant system
to prevent overheating and to serve as a personal lubricant
* highly sensitive telepathic
nipple array for detecting poetic phenomena
* photosynthetic light-capture
organs and external chloroplast circulatory system
* bionic legs for kicking CEO's,
politicians, priests, soldiers and other agents of oppression and
exploitation.
* whipped cream and olive array
for generating Anti-Yahweh telepathic shielding
* ninja meat mask for stealth
operations
* symbiotic genital banana slugs,
for comfort and protection
* generous line-in/line-out options
* and a whole lot more!
